101 signs that you’ve been playing too much Minecraft
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1. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.
2. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.
3. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.
4. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.
5. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.
6. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.
7. You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.
8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)
9. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.
10. You always carry a backpack of tools with you everywhere you go.
11. You’ve reached the size limit for all of your worlds.
12. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with records.
13. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.
14. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with diamonds.
15. You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe (in real life)
16. You’ve carved a series of two-meter high tunnels under your home (while looking for coal and iron.)
17. You’ve built your own crafting workbench in your garage.
18. You’ve painstakingly gathered enough spider webs together to make something vaguely resembling a brick (and you plan on painting on it once it has a proper frame of sticks!)
19. When you yell “CREEPER!” all your friends duck or scatter.
20. You’ve tried every possible option on the Painterly Pack Customizer.
21. You’ve spent whole days doing nothing but building things on Minecraft.
22. You check Notch’s blog daily just to see if there are any new updates.
23. You’ve taken up cactus farming (and you don’t even live in an arid area.)
24. You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.
25. You go into rock shops looking for Redstone.
26. You pray night after night that, when you die, you won’t go to the nether
27. You wouldn’t mind going to the nether as long as there’s an obsidian gateway there (and you have flint and steel.)
28. You can’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
29. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone.
30. You dream in pixels
31. You’ve installed a pressure-plate for your front door.
32. You honestly believe that you can just gather lava in a bucket and carry it back to your forge.
33. You leave the house genuinely angry that you haven’t found enough clay in your world to make a house (yet.)
34. You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.
35. You’ve dug down to the bedrock (in your own backyard.)
36. You STILL don’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
37. You gather mushrooms believing that, as long as you make stew with one red one and one brown one, it will be edible.
38. You scour gravel driveways for flint.
39. You’ve gathered sand and put it in the oven in the hopes that it would turn into glass.
40. You explore local caves hoping you’ll run across a mob spawner (and mossy cobblestone!)
41. You’ve recreated famous monuments (and buildings) in Minecraft
42. You don’t believe trees have roots or branches, only logs and leaves.
43. You take solace in the fact that Minecraft weather never changes.
44. You know every bug (and you’re always one of the first players to exploit them.)
45. You feel safe as long as you have a door between you and something that wants to kill you.
46. You’ve gathered enough obsidian to build your own real-life nether portal (and you can’t understand why it doesn’t work!)
47. You miss your pig spawner
48. You’ve seen Herobrine.
49. You have a Minecraft-themed tattoo
50. You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction
51. You’ve read (and critiqued) others’ Minecraft fan fiction
52. You’ve made minecraft block-themed decorations (and put them up for the holidays)
53. Your business card includes a line like “Minecraft Master.”
54. All your friends play Minecraft
55. Your dog plays Minecraft.
56. You’ve been inspired to start your own farm (but can’t understand why it doesn’t take care of itself.)
57. You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft.
58. The biggest open pit mine in the world was built by you, in Minecraft.
59. You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore.
60. Your Minecraft worlds have been developed into huge, sprawling cities (and no one else is playing on them.)
61. You’ve panhandled with a sign that says “will Minecraft 4 food”
62. You dream of having a job digging ditches.
63. You’re constantly emailing Notch about things he should add into the game.
64. You’ve created Minecraft fan art.
65. You’ve taken the time to create papercraft art of Minecraft.
66. You support authors of articles about Minecraft (like the author of this article) by visiting their sponsors through links like those near the top of this article.
67. You’ve laid more track in Minecraft than has ever been laid in America.
68. You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode.
69. You wish every day was update day.
70. You’re learning to speak Swedish (in the hopes that you’ll get updates and rumors faster!)
71. You go from door to door asking people if they’ve heard about “the miracle of Minecraft.”
72. You revere Notch as if he were a god.
73. You believe all foods are best when cubed.
74. You’ve downloaded Minecraft music onto your MP3 player (and you listen to it while you work.)
75. You have multiple Minecraft accounts (and play on them simultaneously.)
76. You’ve eradicated all the monsters in the Nether (and built it up enough that they can’t spawn.)
77. You inspire people by telling them that the world is their Minecraft– they can build anything!
78. You’ve built more full-sized, non-functional vehicles than Leonardo da Vinci could ever have dreamed to draw.
79. You doodle blocks and new structure ideas on notepads when you’re on the phone.
80. You visit the Minecraft forums hourly.
81. When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft.
82. You’ve become a professional griefer.
83. You can find your way out of any spawn jail.
84. You’re depressed that your watch doesn’t just say when dawn and dusk are (but you’re crafting one that does.)
85. You start to believe that, in the real world, your spawn point is somewhere far, far up North.
86. You can’t understand why punching sheep in the real world doesn’t give you wool.
87. You start doing bizarre things in the game (like importing stone from the nether and turning your main world into the nether instead.)
88. You feel compelled to start playing around with gunpowder and TNT in real life.
89. You have plans to make the sun more. . . square.
90. You’re building a powerful laser in order to write “MINECRAFT!” on the moon.
91. You contribute trivia to the pages on Minepedia.
92. You can out-creep a creeper.
93. The idea of finding big gold nuggets in real life doesn’t excite you anymore.
94. You catch yourself going to the hardware store looking for iron ingots and sticks.
95. You remember Indev.
96. You start getting really skinny (because you don’t have to eat food to stay alive in Minecraft!)
97. You start drawing durability bars on your yard and garden tools.
98. You’ve killed more than your fair share of Spider Jockeys
99. Minecraft is no longer just a game for you.
100. You make at least one comparison every day between the way things work in the real world and the way they work in Minecraft.
101. You write lists and articles about Minecraft.
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102. You hit pigs expecting food
103: you get frustrated when your infinit well dosint work (in real life)
104: you think throwing chicken eggs will create a chicken
105: you leave all the lights on in the basement so that no mobs can spawn there!
106: you punch the dirt expecting a dirt brick
you read this article
107: You let yourself drown whilst looking inside a chest in hope of duplicating your beloningings.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=the+word+of+notch%2
It's only a matter of time.
108: when all things in your dreams are built out of blocks.
You throw water at a wall and expect an infinite flow.
1) Fill bucket with water.
2) Send to Africa
3) ???
4) Infinite water solves global drinking water issues.
Problem, physics?
!!! This is freaking awesome!! I definitely suffer from some of these
Haha 21 - that game is soo freaking addicting!!! There's no goal, so we can't ever win!!
btw for anyone just starting, get some mods (like flying and the fill mod). They make everything a thousand times easier. And start your own server so that you can give give yourself items using the data values. But don't start Minecraft, be warned: it's the most addicting game ever
109: You punch your PC in hope to get redstone
i am a minecraft fanatic
ALot of these describe me.
I think you wrote this about me
1337: You throw your bacon at herobrine, in hope for cooked bacon
You see a plane in the sky and say, "There's a mod for that"
101 signs good one to know i enjoyed it
I have 21 22 27 45 47 59 63 67 69 72 75 79 80 81 83 84 87 88 89 93 95 99 100.... How bad is it? :DDDDD WB all :D
110: You see a ball and scream in confusion
#111:you read this article
I'm playing Minecraft right now as I read this in two site split mode :D
NOTHING
112 you plan to, or have built a 1:1scale model of your house.
113 you try to renovate your house, starting by punching out your windows, and go to the emergency room.
122645376854975: you could be stuffed reading this comment
This entire list is all facts about me!
The list above me, not below me. Only 114 is not a fact.
114: You smash a spider to get string
115: You kill your friend to get bones
116: You pick your nose to get slime for sticky pistons
117: You are going to MineCon
118: You are just writing facts about yourself in the comments
119: You spam Notch's inbox
120. You call a person you steal a griefer, and shout grifer waiting for an admin to ban them (in real life)
121: You create a thousand worlds because you just have to try this awsome seed.
122: You build a giant Creeper and fill it with TNT. Then you hook it up to a Noteblock so it is like Ssssssssssssssss and then you flick the lever. Oh, wait you were staning ON it, weren't you?
123: You seem to be the first who noticed 34 should be wood and wool, NOT stone and wool.
124: You've played minecraft long enough that you remember when beds were made of stone and wool and think anyone who hasn't been playing that long is a n00b. :D
When you go to sleep in (REAL LIFE) U hope to wake up in MINECRAFT :)
125: u read this commment and you say (THIS KID MAKES NO SENCE AT ALL FOR GOOD SAKE)
126: u cant figure out why your torches wont stay lit forever (irl)
127: u wonder why trees wont float when you punch them.
128: you read this article and count all of the things that apply to you
these all honestly apply to me...
3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 12, 13, 14, 19, 21, 22, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30, 36, 37, 38, 39, 43, 45, 47, 53, 54, 56, 57, 59, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 72, 74, 77, 79, 83, 85, 87, 89, 90, 92, 93, 98, 99, 100
and from the comments:
106, 107, 108, the comment from hiddenface, 111, 112, 118, 119, 122, 123, 124
please see this as a challenge to see which all aplly to you...
129: You start a diamond mine in your backyard and charge people 10 gold ingots to enter. (in real life)
130: You sleep with the light on to prevent mobs spawning in your room.
131: You secretly made all of the comments. . . (not a secret anymore)
132: you have a R.I.P. sign next to you while playing minecraft for when you die. (even though you never need it.)
133: You punch an open door and expect it to close.
134: You start every morning like a new world and choose creative or survival.
135: You jump off a house and expect to survive. (in real life)
135: in school you punch all the walls, trying to grief.
136 when you fall over or hurt yourself you quickly eat what ever food you have [in real life]
137when playing with your mates you get one to dress up as a greaper and another a skeleton, you then get your friend dressed as a skeleton to shoot your friend dressed as a creeper to death in hope he leaves behind a record and possibly some gunpowder
138when you hear about people commiting suicide you start think about the things they missed out in life the only thing you can think of is minecraft
139you spend so much time playing minecraft that you lost your job and your house so you now live with your parents or you live in a van and drive around hacking into peoples wifi so you can play minecraft.
140you think its safe to go into lava as long as you have water close by and food after to heal yourself
141you collect coockies and apples which you store in your chest in real life.
142you dont drink water unless its the water in a mushroom stew
143you go into peoples backyards and collect there mushrooms reeds apples pumkins and wheat.
144you thinks that if you punch a random grass until it dropps seeds that the seeds will grow into wheat
145you have pet wolves in real life
146 you use chemicles to put yourself to sleep the day before the new update comes out as you cant handle waiting.
147 you have brought a pumpkin and a few bags of ice in real life so you can make a snow golem when 1.9 comes out.
148 when people talk about animals breeding you think that there talking about 1.9
149 you cant understand why your infinite spring isnt infinite
150 you kill pigs on fire to save cooking them but cant understand why there not instantly cooked
151 your mom wakes you up and you scream ahh creeper get away and start hitting her
DAMNIT I'm all above.
152: You sign up on this website to post on this forum.
153: When you walk through your house when the lights are off and wonder why there are no torches on the walls
my name is bob and i am a minecraftadict
hiii bob.
100000000009 u kill cows in hope of leather for leather armor
154:you cant understand why your dogs chollor dosnt turn red when you give it a bone
155:you start to find creepers...attracting
156: You have been digging in your backyard for years trying to reach bedrock. (in real life)
157: You've been trying and trying to get into your inventory for years. (in real life)
When you're no longer addicted to TES IV: Oblivion
158: every thing you look at (in real life) look like blocks to you
159:you punch your fridge hoping milk will come out
180: You Say "WHY IS THIS IN MINECRAFT" With Server Mods
181: You wonder why there is more than 2 kinds of weather(in real life)
182: When you make articles like this.
183: When you read an entire [insert number here] signs that you've been playing too much Minecraft article
184: When you have over 101 mods on Minecraft.
Im Only number 145
185: When you hear a ghost and pull your bow out.
186: You become aware that gold dosen't always come in ingots.
187: When you attempt to summon Herobrine. (in real life)
188:you start killing yourself so you can go to your spawn
189:When you go to the wild (and wondering why is mo'criters mod is installed
190:If you think green paper is useless(Money)
When beds first came out it was stone and wool, beta 1.3 i think... i tottaly forgot about that!
191: you wonder why the wolves attack when giving them a bone(irl)
192:You think real diamond is blue.
I'm 31 48 152 155 183 184
193 You dress up as a creeper and you make the hissing noise but u acctualy blow up
194 you haven't did any of what the signs describe because you are always playing Minecraft
195
you go "ooo!" every time you get hurt. (irl)
196
you've made your own creeper plushie :)
u ounch tnt believing it will blow up
197: You jump from the clouds on water in hopes that you won't take fall damage(in real life)
the last one should have been
"You read all of these"
198:you cant understand why dawn dosent last 10 minutes
199:you go digging and hope you find a strong hold, dungon, diamond or lava
200:&*$&(!E%*()_!$&(^*&^(:"283%^ you understand what I wrote
this list is outdated... you should update it! 96. you NEED to eat food to stay alive now. and a lot of other stuff
201:you read every one of these comments
202 you have bought new skins at the shop which sells animal fur and woner why you dont change skin
203: you put a fermented spider eye and a bit of sugar in a water bottle and think you run faster
204: you feel low on health and you have run out of food so you go to the grave and eat some rotten flesh then you go back home and drink milk.. next day you wonder why you feel sick
lol i am not addicted or a fanatic i just like the game
205: you start thinking that tall black people are damaged by water and have the ability to teleport
206: you can't understand why, when you kill a pig irl, it's body won't disappear in a puff of smoke and be replaced by floating green orbs
you think that hell is the nether and heaven is the end
207: You see somebody rob your house but they get away
you try to chase him but hes to fast
then you yell "GRIEFER!"
208: You sprinkle little red dust around a lever and a lightbulb, expecting the light bulb to light up.
209: You have Minecraft posters all over ur wall
210: your dreams are of you finally going to Minecon
211:you wake up at 3 am and play minecraft till mourning
12345678911121314... until 211 from comments and list combined fit me. Is everything too bad?
This also applies to me.....
212: Every single bit of this, past - future is you.
213: Every day you try to mine the side of your school hoping for bricks and walk home praying there are no creepers, you get paranoid, start fast-walking, then charge home thinking a creeper is following you and sizzling in front of your house so you jump on it when it's not there and hit your face on pavement
All future present and past ones describe me (1 - INFINITY)
Again, all fit me.
214: When you try to get in a boat with your legs sticking out.
215:You only wear leather clothing
216: when you start seeing world holes irl
216: if you put a comment on this article
217:you never hang up clocks
218:you dig in your backyard in the morning hoping to find a dungeon holding coffe beans
219: you scream creative and hope to fly
220:you never get bored of minecraft
what applies to me:
Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.
You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.
You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.
You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.
You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.
You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction
All your friends play Minecraft (well, a lot at least)
You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft (I will)
You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore (pretty much)
You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode (well, actually my friends do that to me)
You wish every day was update day
You revere Notch as if he were a god
When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft
Minecraft is no longer just a game for you
221: You are wondering why their score isn't written on the graves of people.
222: You're actually sneaking over cliffs.
223: you're forgetting how to speak by playing in single player mode.
3000: You wake up and try to punch the couch hoping for wood and wool
9001: You've build over 9000 buildings in minecraft
You carry torches everywhere you go.
227: You try to build a spawn trap on someone's farm (in real life)
228: You hit a cow's udder with a bucket expecting to get a bucket of milk
229: You go to the grocery store and get angry that milk doesn't come in buckets
I saw one of them was "you take time to make minecraft papercraft". For me, that isn't minecraft addiction, it's paper addiction. I take time to make papercraft EVERYTHING.
230: You signed up just to comment
200,042: you go outside and say, 'that's a cool texture pack!
You read the whole thing [I did :-(]
777 you are a creeper
7777 you hit everything with a diamond pikaxe and dont get anyting and your pikaxe dosent break :(
77777 you try to get rid of everything that isnt squares
777777 YOU ARE A SQUARE
7777777square+square=your life
77777777 you run from me bceause im a creeper WAIT thats a good reason to run i am a creeper!
777777777 you scream at my 77777777
7777777777 if you see your twin you run saying AAH ITS HEROBRINE!
77777777777 you forget how to brethe from playing minecraft to much
you put for wooden planks to make a crafting table then you try to make a picaxe (c=cobble) (s=stick)
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Real life? I never heard this word. What does it mean? I only play minecraft. I dont do anything in real life exept play minecraft.
817: The Creeper Uses UnHappySadFace and says Do you like dis
231: You think that you can get a baby cow by giving two cows wheat.[in real life]
232: When your world has so many buildings there is no room in between them.
233: When you play with a furnace and you end up burning your house down.[real life]
234: When you try to make armor with fire. [real life]
235: you hope when you die you go back to spawn
236: you know how to make a 3 by 3 piston door off the top of your head
237: you wonder why people are in mineshafts
238: you daydream about minecraft
239: you run and scream from the skeleton in your biology class
240: you make building in game that are 1:18 of real buildings
241:you forgot what fallout halo bioshock and assaincreed were
You try riding into lava with a Minecart and not die (real life)
242: When you cry in yout sleep cause your affraid a zombie will spawn in your room cause tou have no torches.[real life]
243: When you rather have a diamond in minecraft than in real life.
244: When you love the gave more than you love your mom.
245: When you start collecting lego blocks to make your own house out of legos.
246: When you have read every comment possible on all the minecraft videos.
247: When you have watched all the videos about minecraft.
248: When your mom even says she thinks you love the game more than you lover her.
249: When you read every comment on this page.
250: When you take wow {world of war craft} and you throw it out the window.
251: When you post more than 20 comments on this page
252: When you build a 3 story house in less than 1 hour [including everything inside it].
253: When you try to get a mod where you can build a car.[real life}
254: When you dont even go to work so you can have more time on minecraft.
255: When you can't walk cause you have been sitting too long.
14when a creeper/zombie/skeleton actually does spawn in ur house (real life)
01134when you sleep for 20 seconds like they do in minecraft, notice it isnt day then play minecraft UNTILL day
707your middle name is minecraft
663play so long you break bedrock
0113 you play so much minecraft you dont read this
did you notice those are all words on cauculators 14=hi 01134=hello 707=lol 663=egg 0113=ello
256: You play so much your computer gets fried
257: You mined so much there is only one layer between you and bedrock.
258: Your girlfriend got you this game and you loved it so much that you dumoed the girl so you love the game more
259: When you put as many numbers as me
260: In you spare time you dig a hole in your backyard looking for diamonds [real life]
lol this is funny as the Nether! (XD, jk.)
i think mine is #21....
You can't understand why you can't break solid stone with a candle
262: you try put lava in a bucket
you wonder why you cant make a hut of stone on a tree.
you actually managed to break trough bedrock with sapplings
Each time you see a plane u hope that the "enderdragon" didnt see you
263 You buy a plane, thinking you can put coal in the fuel tank as fuel and plugging a keyboard into the panel to use the buttons as controls.
264 You dont know what a country is.
265 When you put leaves on the ground
you think they will dissapear.
YOU TRY TO MAKE LIVING SNOWMEN OUT OF SNOW AND A PUMPKIN
you completed the game in 1.7.3
267: when you punch a tree for wood then magically turn into planks for a wood pick that can supposedly break through stone
268: you put gold and iron ores in the oven hoping gold and iron ingots will come out
269: you sued notch becuase he didnt invite u to minecon
270: both of your 2 best friends only wear minecraft t shirts
271: your dad grounded you dor a month and threw ur alien ware computer down the stairs for playing too much
272: ur brother has jioned the religion of notch
273: you believe that in jenga that if you remove all bottom blocks it will float
274: u believe you can live forever if u keep eating
275: u insist to ur teacher that the world is square
276: u see a ball and call the police
277: you believe if cobblestone in ur microwave it will turn to stone
278: you sued someone for playing with a ball not a cube
279: you were walking down the street and u c an ad that covers mob damage
280: oh and u tried to swim
Up a waterfall
281 you think you can make a mansion in a few days.
282: You dont care if you die in real life because you think if you do, you just respond again!
283: You install every mod ever thinking they will all be comatiable then realize that your game crashed.
284: When your game crashes you kill yourself because you didn't know how to backup your world but somehow knew how to install mods.
281: you jump in the air twice hoping too fly
#what ever it is: You go to the opticians to order a hd texture pack.
You try to train your dog to attack farm animals.
You throw eggs at walls hoping to hatch a chicken.
282: You realize that there are no more minecraft comments, so you make another
285: You Love Minecraft So much that you got a lot of your friends to play it now they're addicted too. This applies to me :)
You go to Minecon.
You go outside and you try (unsuccessfully)to shove a bone in a wolf's mouth.
On a foggy day you try to turn the world's render distance up
I though it was 101 signs not almost 300 xD
286: You read 286 of these.
287: You changed your name to Steve.
288: You punch holes in doors to make them look right.
289: you get plastic surgery to have a blocky body
290: You stalk chickens hoping they'll lay an egg.
291: You light pigs and cows on fire when you get hungry.
292: Your scared of black people.
293: You glue together a stick and 3 stones so you can go outside and hit a tree with it.
294: You exit the world and make a new one.
295: You don't know how to read a clock.
296: You attempt to grief someone's house by hitting it with flint and steel.
297: You pay your taxes with diamonds and gold ingots.
298: You punch a hole through the wall and have a bow and arrows ready on Halloween.
299: You make carpet by putting colored powder on wool.
300: You don't know how to talk.
301: Your paranoid.
i suffer from most of these
302: When you start a religion worshiping Notch
303: When you convert all your friends to play minecraft
304: When you want to make the moon a square
305: when all of these apply to you
306: when your ocd makes you want to tear down your house because your neighbors is better
307:you play with your paper crafts all day:)
After my first day of playing, which involved about 6 consecutive hours containing ~15 minute breaks every 30m-1h, I had a #30.
308 You think the world is a HD texture pack.
309 You know more than the Wiki.
310 You wonder how people can live without minecraft.
311 The only word you know is "minecraft."
312 You keep trying to get armor from cows.
313 When you want a war to end, you try hard to turn PVP off.
314 You spam Notch's inbox hourly.
313. You made a minecraft costume and tried breaking down your home with your foam pick and sword
314 you know all the minecraft songs by heart
315: you get scared when your room is dark
316 you dont want Mob spawners to spawn anything but skeletons for bone and arowws
316: You make 'arrow to the block' jokes.
317: You think if u go to bed next to tall black ppl ur bed will blow up.
318: You cry yourself to 20 seconds of sleep when u here that Notch threatened to put the complete minecraft pack out with no more updates
319: U spray paint ur cat white and shove bones down its throat hoping for a tamed wolf.
320: You've annoyed all ur fellow nerds by talking about monecraft.
321: U think that if you press F5 you'll see yourself in third person.
322: You don't understand why when you press shift you won't start dancing.
323: You scream at your brother for sneaking on to your server and wreaking havoc(and u dont even yell at him when he reads ue diary)
honestly, I do #57 and 80 XD
324: When you start reading the stuff that tells you if youve played too much minecraft!
2nd post-
325: you always have lights on to prevent mob spawn
326: u think that when ur born u choose survival or creative
327: you start eating solid gold apples and cant undestand y they dont digest and glow
328: You truly believe that glass comes in cubes
329: You want to build a floating house and spend millions trying to work out why this ISN'T POSSIBLE (in real life)
328: When somemone griefs you on minecraft you murder them in real life
324: when You write everything you do in minecraft in your diary.
325: you try to change your texture pack.(irl)
325: When you get bored of minecraft.
326: when you use fly mode too long on the pc, you stop minecraft and fell like yur flying
327: you look down or up on your pc screen whenever you cant see anything on minecraft
328: You get so delirious from staying up at night to play minecraft that you go to press f13
when your wife leaves you and your kids forget about you because you don't spend time with them and still live with them for a year cause you don't wanna go without Internets
329: When you read this entire list, AND comments, and see there are about 20 things repeated. So this isnt actually # 329
330:try to make planks with wood you dont can punch xD(real life)
331:you have forgotten how to turn off your pc
332:playing minecraft 5 hours every day 7 days the week the whole year(like me)
333:you play minecraft so long you lern english when youre german (like me(again!!!))
334:you dream that a enderman have stolen your walls(real life)
335:i was thinking that 335 isnt the same number as 101
336:you played minecraft so long that you have changed your into steve and you have a square head xD
337:you played minecraft so long that you dont know what year now is
338: When you hear someone down the street (in real life) you think, "Oh, they're 16 blocks away."
339:you have forgotten your name
340: you try to make a potion with real life stuff. (irl)
341: You try to make a cake on the crafting table and dont understand why it doesn't work (real life)
You start typing on a portable keyboard hoping other people know what you are typing[real life]
343:You don't understand why people go to the bathroom.
344:You decide to buy a room and build a nether portal hoping you will teleport to Minecraft
when ya on the road and ya think if i die i come back any ways. neck minite BAMMMMMM!!!!!
You serch the wood in luck of finding a Tribe that look like Wooki's
346: When you stop abruptly on the Highway because those oil spots makes the road look like block of coal.
347: When you kill your friends in hope of bones(irl)
i do that but nothing happing
348: When the doors locked in real life you think to yourself "backslash thru"
349 everytime you hear a scary noise in caves you think its herobrine
350: You throw your at walls excpecting an infinite beer stream.
351:You get really paranoid that your neighbor will steal all the diamonds that you keep in the basement.
beer*
352: When you make oobleck in science, you hit it with a sword in hope of getting slime
353: You're confused why the road map is already complete
354: You dont believe in lightbulbs
355: You steal a hospitals skeleton and bring it outside so you can get bones
356: You dont believe in women
357: You think that the only way to get something is to break it and pick up the pieces
358: You never participate in snowball fights because you think you could die
359: When your computer has a virus, you hold a funeral for it
360: Your Facebook friends:
Enderman
creeper
skeleton
spider
slime
Zombie
pigman
Ghast
enderdragon
Snow golem
pig
cow
mooshroom
Chicken
Squid
sheep
Villager......
361: You despise speres
362: You think you can put 2 chests next to each other and get 1 large chest
363: You think you can wear a pumpkin on your head
364: You have discovered every single seed
365: You think you can disable lightning
366: You have gone blind bevause your eyes turned into squares
367: You can't move in your minecraft house because it's full of tamed wolves.
368: You think that your oven will go 'on' when you put wood or coal in it.
369 u hum the gold ore when u find it (in minecraft)
u think jumping in water will make u float to the surface
nuber 70 it's easy im from sweden. lol
371: You read all of these 50 times.
372: Your wife left you and your children starved to death because you never went outside, forced them to go to the store and never let them get any food for themselves.
373: 372 happend to you and you went to jail and cried for 5 years because you werent alloud to bring your computer.
374: After 373 you knocked your cell mate out by punching him in the face screaming "CREEEEPER!!!" when he tried to rape you in the shower
375: All of the above happend
376:You think that real life is way too restricting (actually everyone thinks that)
373: You create a show, promise to destroy and recreate someone's home but give up because it has gravity
374: Your only friend is steve (irl)
374: You think you can make a snow block out of 4 sonowballs (Irl).
375: You made a project to quickly build a nuclear hideout in your backyard if a meteor come to Earth (with your wooden pickaxe), and survive with a little melon farm for the needed time for the smoke to get down.
376: You don`t believe in Emeralds, Rubies or any other minerals not Coal, Iron, Gold or Diamond.
377: You think that spider are giant (irl)
378: You look at your wall (irl) and wonder why it`s not red like Minecraft bricks.
379: You beleive that incinerate a dead person`s corpse is to prevent zombie making, or to make fuel to a furnace.
380: You think you can simply quit from real life and continue from where you stopped.
381: You think you can craft an enchantment table that will receive power from bookshelves (irl)
382: You don`t undestand why you can`t multiply regular wood four times by putting it in your hand.
383: You wonder why the Medieval age`s Enderdagons did not destroy all the castles.
384: You made 10 signs.
385: You don`t understand why no archeogist ever found a stronghold.
386: You believe that fishing take no longer than a minute to get a fish (irl)
387: You made your own Minecraft movie.
388: You think the Eiffel Tower is made out of Lapis Lazulli Blocks (irl)
389: You think that the only musical note is that from the noteblock.
390: Your greatest fears are Herobrine, Creepers and the Enderdagon (irl)
391: You tried to craft sandstone out of sand (irl)
392: You believe nothing can be placed beside cacti, nor any item can fall there (irl)
393: You achieved the "Ghast Hunter" rank in the Minecraft forums.
394: You made Too Many Signs.
395: You plan to be the greatest Minecraft Builder of the history.
396: Hoping to find treasures in dungeons, you turned into an explorer (irl)
397: You designed your own Minecraft t-shirts.
398: You tamed an Ocelot hoping for it to turn into a cat (irl)
399: You created a blog just to show your Minecraft creations.
400: You made 26 signs just to create the #400.
401: Looking for revenge, you created a creative world, spawned 300 Ocelots and 1 Creeper in the middle of them.
402 you think you can use xray mod in real life
403 your tried flying a pig off a plane
404 you thought you can swim up waterfalls
405. You have tried to eat cake in perfect 1/6 pieces (in real life)
You prefer the minecraft world better than the real world
406. You have your computer programed so that every hour it screams PLAY MINECRAFT!!!!!!
you have so many viewers that you earn more money making youtube videos of minecraft than you do with your job...
ETHO!
Thanks for this hub, i'm defiantly exhibiting some of these symptoms of over playing of minecraft.
407: you got plastic surgery and an operation so your body and organs are made out of cubes.
408 you hope that one day you can have a buildcraft factory in your own home [complete with your own oil spawn] [real life]
409: You hope that one day you will be able to build a automatic automated house to make things for you, using a remote order -Real life]
410: you wounder why when you punch leaves you don't get saplings
411: You read every single comment on this page (like i did)
412 You signed up for this website just to post a comment.
415: you step outside and see how every thing can be made in the game
416: you start punching trees in real life and wonder why you cant cut through and you wonder why it hurts your health
417you seen a ball and call the police.
418 you sued someone for playing with a ball not a cube.
your friends dress up as zombies, creepers, spiders, and endermen for halloween
420 - you played so much that your computer gets fried.
419 You read this comment...
420 You only wear a blue shirt with red pants and have a cardboard head.
421 You are subscribed to everything Minecraft on YouTube.
422 you think when you place a torch on the wall it will light up
You think that Notch is a god.
423 you dream about building a portal in real life so you can go to miinecraft without your laptop
424 You wonder why u can kill a spinder and not get string to make a bow
425: You post a comment in the name of a famous minecrafter
426: You think that a 1x1x1 crafting table can really craft 2x1x1 beds.
427:You write Minecraft sex stories
428: you read this and all the comments
429: You tried to lock your chest or door with a sign . (in real life)
430: You made your map into world map without using any mods/hack. (Minecraft)
# i think this is not 101 anymore. 555
96 is wrong you DO have to eat food in order to stay alive in minecraft since the 1.8 update
all these relate to me :O
431: You realize that you spent an hour to read all of this, instead of playing minecraft.
432: You expect to eat a whole chicken in 3 seconds.
433 - You keep whacking sheeps, pigs and cows thinking that you will get free food.
434 - You try to find a stronghold to get to the End world.
435: you think that music blocks are mp3 players
436: you think when you die you can just respawn next to your bed .....a bed made out of wool and wood (in real life)
437: you nnotice that this is not 437 because lots of these are duplicates ... oh wait this was already said ... well i guess because i said that its not the same
In the actual lists, the numbers that apply to me are 21, 51, 54, 63, 65, 69, 79, 81, 82, 83, 91, and 100. I play too much Minecraft.
I actually suffer from some of these.
438: You read 438 comments about minecraft.
439: you wonder why they never taught you about the mushroom biome in school.
440: you become an explorer to search for a mooshroom so you can end world hunger.
441: you actually count all the duplicated comments on this page.
442: you read all 442 of these comments then signed up so you could post one.
443: you punch a light bulb and wonder light bulb y u no give me glowstone
444: You try to use Too Many Items in real life.
445: You panic if there is more then 36 items in your backpack, screaming "I can't pick up anything!!!" (in real life.)
446: You refuse to carry more then 9 things at a time. Ever. (in real life.)
447. You kill animals and people to get xp and get a book and try to enchant your fist.
448. You try to make a mob trap in your backyard.
449. You go get scissors (shears) and cut 64 leaf block and wonder why its 1 mm tall.
450. You get your bottle of water and put it in the fridge and wait some mins and drink it and say " THIS POTION IS SLOWNESS "
451. You jump up the side of a hill (in real life)
Meta-Inf is the minecraft devil
Too many of these to count count for me
452. You grab a bow and arrow, and go out creeper hunting
453. You were the first to notice that people keep saying that beds are made of stone and wool, not wood and wool
454: you've started mining bedrock on survival mode (minecraft) and ragequit after 215,000,000 years.
455: You have your house the same height as you because you are scared of tall black people getting in and killing you
456: you found and befriended a creeper in real life.
457: you think of the world as a huge mod.
458:You started breaking bedrock (123456789987654321 years later) You finally fall into the void
459: you put the letter "T" before you type anything.
460:you ACTUALLYread up to here.
461:your afraid to write or type something in all caps because you may get banned(in real life)
u don't know what to do in life other than play minecraft until u die ( and when and u go to either heaven or hell u STILL are playing minecraft cause u go back to ur house
u get deppressed when u aren't playing minecraft
462:you punch wood and you bleed
462:You Panic when you hear a ssss sound
463:You try to fly a pig off a cliff (irl)
464:You read all the comments above
you use flint and steal(irl) but instead of portal u get a busted house
LOL I was actually counting a house by blocks and have come to the conclusion that my neighborhood is mostly houses of the 20x10x20 size and that i can make window planters out of steps and buttons on the wall.
465:you made THE BEST MAP EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD and put it up for download.
LOLLOL yeah i'm addicted to minecraft fo' sure! After reading this list iv'e done every one of them!
466: You hve so many minecraft worlds that the scroll bar is a milimeter thich.
467: You dye your bed red (IRL)
Number whatever: you see something round and you run and hide in a corner rocking back and forth telling yourself it's just a dream! :p
468: You expect to survive if you jump out of a cliff and land in 1m deep water
You go around hunting ME
the scroll bar in the mods folder is 0.000000000000000000001 nanometers thick.
468: You build a McDonalds.
469: every thing on this page applies to you
you know how many blokes your home is from whar you are at.
471: you seem tokill yourself all the time in lava for no reason
472: you always think a a zombie pigman and a ghast will
kill you during...whatever
473: You think a green plant is a creeper at first glance
474: you start to search for a village in the hope that you will find a diamond in the blacksmiths chest
475: When you decide to torture villagers like you do in minecraft
476: When you start saving to blow up you village with tnt [in real life]
477: You read my post?!?
478: you try to tame a wolf with a bone by killing your friend, and the wolf attacks you (in real life)
479: you think your cat used to be an ocelot
480: you give a leopard fish and wonder why it mauled you and you are in intensive care
P.S. i wrote the last 1 it wasnt from ry
481: you get angry that your trunk reeks when you put buckets of milk ( that you got from punching a cow for a LOOOOOOOONG time with an iron bucket ) in there for weeks and it spills and spoils
470- your score is over 9000!
482-you explore every single chunk in your world and mined it down ti the bedrock 483-you did it in real life but cant figure out why you havent found the void 484-you thought people had it right before THE WORLD IS FLAT
LOL i play minecraft but i dont do all of these :b
483-you find a tall black person and try to kill him (no racist) in hopes of getting a pearl to let you teleport
483-when you sceam at Physicists saying that the world is flat!
When you start playing at 6:00 pm and stop at 6:30 pm and think "ughhh that wasn't enough time" even though it's really 6:30 pm the next day.
1363387772266:get confused when no mobs spawn and think "I must have mobs turned off"
484-You can't fall asleep because there are siblings too close to you
489- you build a piston trap to keep noobs from stealing ur items
490-you go to consult your doctor because you aren't blocky enough
491- is when u have a creeper stalking u around ur map
492 - you don't know what dogs are
493. You believe that the moon rises in the north and sets in the south.
494. You insist that the inside of the earth has a hollow inside called Void, and there is no mantle and core.
495: You Read every one of these
496-when u get a tame cat with u near ur chicken farm and kills all of ur chickens
495: u play so much ur eyes r roling around in ur head!
496: u believe that u can make a tv out of clay and bookshelves. (real life)
497: wen u saw a dog with a ball, u ran away becus u thot u would cach circlitus.
498:when there are 497 previous posts about signs that your addicted to minecraft.
499: you have started to make minecraft papercraft all day.
500: when you tried to do 499, you broke your printer.
501
You try to craft an eye of ender then throwing it in the air expecting it to go to a stronghold.
502: you read ever single comment on this page while playing minecraft on voice commands.
503: You pour dye on a sheep hoping the sheep's offspring turn the same colour
504: You see someone who is blind (without pupils) and scream HEROBRINE!!!!!!!
505: You ask the pet shop owner who tamed the ocelots
506:YOU TRIED TO PUCH OBSIDIAN
507:you tried to get some bedrock
508: you call gunpowder sulphur and diamond emerald
: you read ever single comment on this page while playing minecraft on voice commands.
509: You forge skeletons for bones to make a bone meal
510: You wander why lava doesn't spread around and fall from ceilings (Classic)
511: You say/type '/lava' to get info about a volcano
512: You've read this far while gladly smiling about what you've been doing for the past 4 years.
513: You know how to make Megaman in Minecraft. BLINDFOLDED.
514: You have corrected every statment on this article.
515: You think that Notch is greater than Chuck Norris or/and God.
516: ???
517: PROFIT
518: you sprint back into class to get the pencil you dropped before it despawns (in real life)
I am a MAJOR minecraft fanatic
1000000: when you punch a sign that says PORCHOPS FOR SALE you are dissapointed that you fdont get one pop un in ur bag
All of them are about me, esspcially 158! EVERYTHING is made of blocks to me.
519.u get coal and sticks and put them together in hope of torches!
519: you go to your nearest farm and start killing pigs sheep and chickens
520:Your Name is steave all the time when you kill the enderdragon you shoud be called "enderdragonkiller"
number 590 tried to ,make a diamond pickaxe
591 : In real life you go pick mushrooms and feed them to cows to see if they will turn into mooshrooms.
Your mad that they don't have technology in minecraft
You don't mod
#122: You buy coal, find sticks, super glue them together, light them on fire, and place them everywhere you go so you can find your way back home
.....you pay attention to the number of how many comments there are.....btw join my server plssssssssss BOOM.. 192.168.1.65
592: play Minecraft the minute you get home or wake up on weekends.
523: you try to punch down a tree with your bare hands but they break
524: You get in your bed, sleep for 3 seconds and expect it to be morning (IRL)
525: You cautiosly open the door in the morning and go outside, checking for creepers and skeletons etc (IRL)
im afraid thats what i have i hit my freinds for bones
i just dont pick my nose for slimeballs
526: when you go under a tunnel you afraid that you will run into lava
527:when a track is painted red you think that if a cart goes by it will go 50 miles an hour
528: You kill tall black people hoping to make an end portal
you hear a snake hiss and you duck and jump for cover
130 applys to me
these are funny but some of them are true
some/most of these apply to me
529: You ty to cover your compass with paper and expect a map of earth.
530: When your hungry you will start looking for stray rotten flesh!
531)When you change your bed to look exactly like minecrafts
532)When you've read all 532 of these waiting for youre sand to turn into glass (reality)
533: you are a billionair and have decided to geneticly alter pigs to make creepers and Locke them in your privet zoo or sell them at actun to the highst bidder
most of these apply to me lol
534: You stack rocks on top of each other thinking you will build a house
535: You hit people with eggs and wonder why chickes didn't pop out
536: You go mad wating for you tree to grow necause it doesn't grow in two days in the real world
537: You end up in the hospital because you broke your fists trying to remodle your driveway
538: You drop something and just stand there waiting for it to come back
539: You dump of water on the ground and wonder why people aren't swept away
539 when you go into a jungle and expect to find tameable cats
540: when you watch EVREY video on utube about minecraft
and read ereything there is to know about all the blocks
and mobs on minecraft
''8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)''
Sticks aren't tools. ;)
You know because you not only read EVERY comment up to now, but you also plan to write a new entry yourself, and not only that, but that makes you part of the group that has made the list FIVE TIMES longer.
Lol this is hilarious I love it and am addicted to minecraft I lost count of witch ones were me lol
540: When you start to wonder how long this is going to be.
541: you jump out of a building thinking you will respawn
542: You count which signs are doubled but don't try correcting them.
543: You encourage other people to make this six times longer.
544: You go back to playing minecraft and comeback to read the new signs.
555: you scream at your computer because of dobles and mistakes
You read over 555 posts and you wish there was more
556: You drink a fire-resistance potion and go swim in lava
557: You wonder why your real flint and tinder doesn't start a huge fire on the girst strike
558: You think cactus can grow anywhere
559: You cimmand your snowmN to throw
545: You are drawing pictures about minecraft
Sorry about that but I saw a spider!
559: You command your snowman to throw snowballs at people
111-you think herobrine follows you in the bathroom
560:you put a torch on a wall expecting it to stick there and burn forever.
561: you think of new ones as you read this and are runing out of ideas because there are so meny!!
562: you and your friends have started to do things on this list becaus you thought it was funny.
563: You start to get bad dreams about Herobrine, and intentionally jump of a cliff to try and respawn without the dreams.
564: You discover how Creepers are made
565: You see "Level Up" and become nervous that monsters will leak into our world
566: You see a car and think its a minecart without tracks
567: You think "the force" is made up of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks and Notch's superior imagination
568: You make an exact replica of your house on minecraft
569: You see a book in real life and cant find the controls
570: You think you can get a cat by golding a fish in front of them
571: You think that you can climb a redwood of you put sheared vines on top of the bark.
572: You make a cult of Notch followers
573: You fear for herobrine in ur bed (I really do help me plz my heart is beating soooo fast)
574: U think that if u stuff fish in a wild cat's mouth it will shrink, change color, and scare of creeper demons.
575: When u do D&D you say your name in Steve, u r one of the blocko tribe, and u work underground.
576: You fall hopelessly in love with yogscast
577: Y am i still writing i should be playing minecraft?
578: You write a book on adventures in minecraft, but changed slightly so notch cant sue u.
579: You think endermen r really real men and creepers r really women, so u r not alone, and u wont love anyone in real life unless their head is more....square.
580: You sing so many minecraft parodies that ur friends stuff cake in ur mouth to sut u up. (in game, on a server)
A EnderPoem
I am midnight, and everyone fears me
They look in my eyes, but they do not see
I cry too, not just you
I want to have a lover true
plz, will u be mine?
I will love until death time
just dont leave me
you must see
I will not hurt u, dear
I am truly, lovingly sincere,
my prple eyes sparkle with hurt
ppl accuse of stealing dirt
Plz, plz, stay with me
eye contact is the key
Others always ran
For im an enderman
571: You laugh at people that still think zombies die with salt
572: You believe "Easier said than done" is an insult to Minecraft
573: You wont eat green eggs in ham in fear that it could have been a Creeper
574: You never see this because you are playing Minecraft
575: You've finally learned to jump on clouds
576: You're bored by all the monsters now
577: You create your own mods
578: You watch Dracula and yell, "Skylord_Vitali!"
579: you watch game commentators play minecraft
ALL day long!!!
580: when in trouble, or bored you think t/home
581: you go to a subway station in some city up north and start to hit the rails in hopes of making your own railroad
these honestly apply to me!
1-101
582: You wonder how you are alive without having Java installed. (Real Life)
583: You wonder how that plane flying is flying around without ModLoader
584 your minecraft user name and password are the same for every thing else on the computer
585. You learn code to make aether blorps (and even beyond if the mood strikes you (blorps are from more creeps and weirdos))and make them the bosses of some new type or kind of dungeon.
586. You then make your sick, twisted new creation compatible with the latest version of minecraft.
587. You trained your typing speed beyond insanity to get away from griefers without losing any time when you hurl insults over your shoulder/to not lose your quarry while griefing and teasing them.
588. You have made so many iron golems to be your bodyguards that any griefers who dare to mess with you are either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.
589. You actually read all of these far enough to post your own comment and a fair share of them apply to you.
590: you yell MINECRAFT and do everything
585: You wonder what that red stuff coming from your hand is after you tried, (and failed) to get wood from punching a tree
586: When you see a horse, you scream in terror and confusion, run home, and have a mental breakdown praying to Notch to save you, (irl)
587: You wonder if you're hallucinating when you see something round, (irl)
588: You go into a coma when someone tells you that reality is not Minecraft
589: You don't know what a gun is
590: you wright poems about minecraft
591: you read these at night so no one will take your ideas whal tiping
592: you hate every one who does not like minecraft doesn't know about minecraft or insolts minecraft
593:you have posted more than 10 coments (me)
594: hate black people because of endermen
595: if someone paints them self green you cower in your basement hoping the creeper doesn't find you
596: you type a bunch to get to a certon number
597: you are lost with out minecraf
598: you incurage minecraft related behavior
599: you cry when sperated frome your minecraft worlds
600: you cheer when you saw it hit 600(irl(in real life(I didn't know ether)))lol;)
601: You don't like your painting, so you punch it down and wonder why it dosnt give you a different picture. [irl]
602: You wonder why you can't make pixal art out of wool blocks. [irl]
603: You are afraid of your brother cause you think he's herobrine. [irl]
604: You think you can get shuger by punching reeds. [irl]
605: You think you can jump on Lilly pads and not sink. [irl]
606: You've played minecraft so much that you forgot how to blink [IRL]
607: You have a creeper shirt and a Steve Block head.
You can't figure out why chopping up a log won't make 4 times as many planks.
In math class, you use more graphing paper sketching minecraft designs then doing math.
If you play more than a Year you start To Greifer EVERYTHING
608: You filled up an entire map with TNT And lit it
609: You Had a roommate named herobrine untill notch removed him from MC
610: You are afraid of lepricons cause you think there creepers
611:wear lether hopeing it protecs you.
you actually ignore the comments that said : u r still reading this . and u read this comment
You start 2 imagine Wat ur house would look like in minecraft
AND I HAVE NOT BEEN REMOVED.
Lol he was removed but putback in if you knowtes in the 1.2.5 udatedes it says "removed all gohstly mobs from LOARD HEROBRAIN's control" not quite exactly but ya
You try and use redstone instead of wires
612: u think "t" b4 u talk
612: you cant figure out why after 5 years of digging
you cant find any diamonds
613 you get mad that your rooftop doesn't float when you build a house (real life)
614 you throw a chicken hoping u will get meat and feather
615) you are seeing herobrine (in mc) when I removed him
616) you send codes to mojang to help them make minecraft pe like the pc version
1 sign ur parents r mean
1)they don't let u play mc when it's the only thing u like 2 do
617:You taming a COW,CHICKEN,SHEEP and PIG using the WHEAT :)
618: You think your town needs more glowstone lamps.
618: You find Notch's diary
619: You create mods
620: You wonder why plants dont shoot up when fertalized
621: you read all 620 of these
622: you make mods in hopes that you can use them in real life
623: your still reading
really i'm a minecraft fan but from 101 to 626 OMFG you guys dont have a life XDDDDDD me neither XD
626 - you think your in creative mode (in real life) and break the bedrock you fall expecting to fall in the void but you fall in the lava XD ZOMG
your STILL reading this article
627: You avoid all blind people
628: Your dog reads these all
629: P
YOU CAN NEVER PLAY TO MUCH MINECRAFT
630:you have read 630 comments (and continue to read them)
630: you kill random people thinking that they are NPC villagers.
631: You find 3 diamonds under your house but throw them in lava when you cant make a diamond pickaxe. (in real life)
This is all in real life:
632: You jump off a 100 block high building into 3 blocks of water, thinking you won't be hurt at all.
633: You're in a street fight, and you pull out your diamond sword, and the other guy pulls out a gun, and you yell "HACKER!"
634: You die and expect to respawn.
635: You become excessively frustrated just before you die, because doing a weird squating motion didn't keep you from falling off of the cliff, and now you have to rush back to pick up all of your items before they disappear.
636: You use your Minecraft username on these articles.
637: You are surprised that plants (trees, cacti, etc.) do not always grow upright in a straight direction.
638: you explore underground hoping to find a large wooden maze with melon seeds inside, so you can plant them in your farm instead of going to your local grocery store to buy melons or seeds.
639:you get to the end of your world( in minecraft)
640:you think if you rub cheap fertilizer on a sapling it grow into a full-grown tree
your STILL reading this article!?
641: your imediate answer to th question:If you were stranded on an island and only had one thing,what would you choose? is wood
you give meat to your your dogs and expect a baby
you go to the zoo and hive a ocelot raw meat and think it will be your cat
644:You installed spc irl
645:using spc irl u destroyed earth byspawning 10000 enderdragons and not knowing about the /killall command. :,D
646:You press t before saying anything in gmail
647: you think you have to type to talk
648: you make a few to get to a certon number
649: you get angry at your girlfriend because she hates minecraft
650: you cheer when he coments get so long we are one our way to timsing the list by 7!!!
651:you spend all you're time thinking that if you find a steve (a real living person) that if you can make a TNT trap he'll drop a bunch of items!!!
#57 got me perfectly lol
652: You tried to press 6 wooden blocks together and expect it to become a door.
653: You build your own MPC Village and make a castle to go next to it
654: You know I'm not talking about creative mode
655: You shove a villager into an aether portle
659:you try installing mods to your head to make the world better place
660:you think everyone else in the world is an NPC villager
661: you skip work 5 times a week to play minecraft.
662: you get up at 11 P.M to play minecraft.
663: you have been trying to make your house more....SQUARE.
You jump o high towers, hoping not to take damage if you land in water.
664: Your and your friend were talking about reincarnation and your friend accidentally calls it respawning. (Actually happened, it was hilarious)
665: Your will stipulates that Nuance 1-3,Hal 1-4, Calm 1-3, and Piano 1-3 must all be played at your funeral. Anyone who is not COMPLETELY SILENT and at COMPLETE ATTN gets none of the inheritance.
CRAP; you really got me on number 57...
:l Sad, isn't it?
If more than 5 of these apply to you, seek medical help please. I'm afraid for you.
666: ask a police officer how he installed the gun mod
667: you beat people up because they dis minecraft :) P(
capten smilly (:)) and pirate patch (P() lol
668: you go to the nether and try to find a blaze spawner (real life)
669: You start bringing all the blocks from the nether back to the real world
670: You have your own lab underground to test monsters
671: You never go outside on Holoween
672: You read all 672 comments
673: In real life, you dodge lilly-pads whilst row-boating.
674: You get the book with ink and quill so that you can write your final papers for univerity in minecraft.
675: In real life, you fail more than one of your university finals because you're too busy playing minecraft and can't figure out how to export the papers you've written in minecraft to a printable format(that's me).
676: In real life, you don't get your wife anything for mother's day because the two of you have been arguing about how much time you spend playing minecraft (thats me).
677: In real life, your three year old son wakes up from a nightmare screaming, crying, and then whimpering about zombies and skeletons (thats my son).
678: You begin to think of "In real life" as the overworld; or, the world outside of minecraft.
679: In minecraft, you habitually close the doors of the villagers just out of respect for their homes (this, too, is me).
680: You begin to roam around minecraft pondering what additons you can make to this list (yep, me).
681: In real life, the only foods you desire are porkchops, steaks, cakes, bread and mushroom stew, apples, fish and cookies (not me yet...).
682: In real life, you become excited about the prospect of this list reaching 1001.
683: You order a minecraft poster to hang on your wall.
684: Your spouse rips the poster off of the wall....
685: You try to tape the poster back together and then order another when you realize that repair is not a possiblity.
686: 683, 684, and 685 lead to the biggest argument that you have ever had with your spouse,the word divorce has been thrown around and is looming; it is 4am in the morning, but you are laughing at these posts on one monitor while waiting for your garden to grow on another monitor....
687: Your entire extended family thinks that you are ruining your life over a "stupid video game" (guess...)
688: You know all the words to Bobby Yarsulik's "MineCraft: The Song"
It is so addictive, they should call it minecrack...
You Measure things in the real world by blocks. (e.g. That door is two blocks high, so that window must be about four blocks up.)
Damien Bamford 17 months ago
Thanks to this list, I'm buying Minecraft right now...